{"id":1038,"date":"2020-02-28T09:27:28","date_gmt":"2020-02-28T15:27:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/constancescrazycinemas.com\/?post_type=product&#038;p=1038"},"modified":"2020-02-12T17:17:39","modified_gmt":"2020-02-12T23:17:39","slug":"extermination-goes-faint","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/constancescrazycinemas.com\/?product=extermination-goes-faint","title":{"rendered":"Extermination Goes Faint"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Constance sits on the table reading a magazine with her bare feet propped up. Constance looks up, \u201cWell it\u2019s about you showed up! You need to find this rat! It\u2019s creeping me out!! Why were you late?!\u201d Apparently, George, the exterminator, went to the wrong address. Time to look for the rat, George. George looks around and finds nothing (of course!)! Suddenly, Constance spots the rat and freaks out so much that she faints right there!!!<\/p>\n<p>What is George to do with this fainted woman?? He just keeps looking around for a giant rat. He decides he\u2019s going to tell her he caught the rat no matter what happens. When Constance wakes up, she\u2019s genuinely upset that George did not take the opportunity to grope her limp body while she was fainted. A perfect damsel in distress! What kind of gentleman are you George?!?! Are you gay George?! Constance is so upset that George didn\u2019t play with her limp body, that she gives George complete consent to punch her in the face to knock out, and play! George takes full advantage of this opportunity&#8230; PUNCH!<\/p>\n<p>xoxo Constance &amp; George\u00a0 Customs? EML\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/constancescrazycinemas.com\/?page_id=51\">Here<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"[video width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" mp4=\"https:\/\/constancescrazycinemas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/exterminationgoesfaintgif.mp4\"][\/video]\n","protected":false},"featured_media":990,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1038","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-limp-fetish","7":"product_tag-ccc","8":"product_tag-constance","9":"product_tag-eye-crossing","10":"product_tag-fainting","11":"product_tag-foot-fetish","12":"product_tag-george","13":"product_tag-sleepy","14":"product_tag-toes","15":"xfolkentry","16":"clearfix","18":"first","19":"instock","20":"downloadable","21":"virtual","22":"purchasable","23":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/constancescrazycinemas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/product\/1038"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/constancescrazycinemas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/constancescrazycinemas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/constancescrazycinemas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1038"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/constancescrazycinemas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/990"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/constancescrazycinemas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}