{"id":592,"date":"2018-04-27T15:04:37","date_gmt":"2018-04-27T20:04:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/constancescrazycinemas.com\/?post_type=product&#038;p=592"},"modified":"2018-03-27T15:54:45","modified_gmt":"2018-03-27T20:54:45","slug":"misty-constance-pee-troubles","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/constancescrazycinemas.com\/?product=misty-constance-pee-troubles","title":{"rendered":"Misty &#038; Constance Pee Troubles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>Misty and Constance just got home from dinner and drinks, and desperately had to use the bathroom. Constance&#8217;s man had stayed home waiting for the plumber to come and fix the toilets.\u00a0 Constance called out to him, and asked if the plumber had arrived and he said no. WTF? They both have to go!! What do we do??\u00a0 George said hold it. Both girls then started to do the potty dance to try to hold it. George then suggested to do some exercise to help reduce the pain. Constance and Misty thought that was a dumb idea but tried it anyway. That just made it worse.\u00a0 Both Constance&#8217;s and Misty&#8217;s bellies were getting so big from holding it to long. Then Constance suggested they go ask their neighbors. George said no, since we just\u00a0 moved in, he didn&#8217;t think that was polite.\u00a0 Constance then suggested going in the tub, and again George shut that idea down too. Then what should we do?? George suggested if they have to go that bad, that they go on the patio where pets go. Constance didn&#8217;t think about that. So both Misty and Constance head outside and then they both let go. Both had to go so bad and both felt so relieved.\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><strong>xoxo Constance &amp; Misty Lovelace\u00a0 Customs?\u00a0<a style=\"color: #800000;\" href=\"https:\/\/constancescrazycinemas.com\/?page_id=51\">Click Here<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"[video width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" mp4=\"https:\/\/constancescrazycinemas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/peetroublememistygif.mp4\"][\/video]\n","protected":false},"featured_media":593,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-592","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-pee","7":"product_tag-bloated-belly","8":"product_tag-constance","9":"product_tag-desperation","10":"product_tag-embarrassment","11":"product_tag-exercise","12":"product_tag-female-desperation","13":"product_tag-misty-lovelace","14":"xfolkentry","15":"clearfix","17":"first","18":"instock","19":"downloadable","20":"shipping-taxable","21":"purchasable","22":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/constancescrazycinemas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/product\/592"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/constancescrazycinemas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/constancescrazycinemas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/constancescrazycinemas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=592"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/constancescrazycinemas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/593"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/constancescrazycinemas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}